WHY TEACHERS DRINK!!!

Really funny.

Chris The Story Reading Ape's Blog

The following was emailed to me by the Sussex Shadow:

Only teachers will believe this really can be true!!!!

The following questions were set in last year’s GED examination
These are genuine answers from 16 year olds!

Q. Name the four seasons
A. Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar

Q. Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to drink
A. Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists

Q. How is dew formed
A. The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire

Q. What causes the tides in the oceans
A. The tides are a fight between the earth and the moon. All water tends to flow towards the moon, because there is no water on the moon, and nature abhors a vacuum. I forget where the sun joins the fight

Q. What…

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One comment

  1. georgiakevin · July 10

    This is spot on!

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