Junk In The Trunk

April 1st end of winter ? hahahahahahahahaha

The Return of the Modern Philosopher

trunkI’ve said all along that April 1 is the real First Day of Spring in Maine, Modern Philosophers.

With that in mind, I thought the proper thing to do on First Day of Spring Eve was to take all the junk out of my trunk.

There’s something about Zombie Car that makes it difficult to handle in the snow.

That “thing” could be the horrible driver behind the wheel, but it actually has something to do with it being front wheel drive or rear wheel drive.  Whatever.  I’m not a car guy.

The bottom line is that I was told to put extra weight in the trunk to keep the car from skidding out and fishtailing on snowy roads.

Since the local authorities frown on putting bodies in the trunk to solve this problem, I’ve resorted to filling the trunk with giant rocks from the grounds of The House on…

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  1. Austin · March 31, 2015

    Winter ends tomorrow! Thanks for sharing my post. 🙂

    Liked by 1 person

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