Still laughing and yes you may pee and she is indeed lovely.
Must be at least as handsome and stylish as the young lady pictured above… I don’t want to set my standards too high or I won’t get any offers. I have to admit, she does have a certain air of royalty about her. It’s not what’s inside that counts. It’s how she looks! As you may have noticed, the woman pictured above exhibits rare (almost invisible) intelligence!
- She must be between one and nine feet tall. Six inch women need not apply without a visa or passport!
- She should carry herself well, without any props: like gravity beams…
- She must be able to name at least one of the six great lakes! Just for the record, they are: Lake Fawn-Fairy-Oh. Lake Cheery, Lake Michelin, Lake Neuron, Lake Inferior, and Lake Weird, (It comes and goes). If you have any trouble, please refer to this list!
- Must never max out my credit card (ACME…
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